Freedom

Freedom is the greatest thing on Earth. It was invented at the start of history, July 4, 1776. George Washington invented it when he was drinking Beer out of a Gun. He then said "Freedom shall be" and it was. He later got into a dispute with Ben Franklin over who invented Freedom and codpieceblocking, which led to Barnabus Stinson inventing the Bro Code, the universal code of laws amongst men and the partner of Freedom.