Murica

Murica, alternatively Murika or 'Merica, is the greatest country on Earth and the leader of the Free World. It started on July 4, 1776, just like history. Murica won the First War (1776 - 1783) singlehandedly and defeated Britain for all eternity. Then America went on to win the World Wars back to back in the 1918 and 1945 seasons. Murica was the birthplace of freedom, which was released to the rest of the world in the following years. Europe was first given Freedom after American intervention in 1918, and Asia got Freedom after Freedom was planted on Iwo Jima. America has also discovered and invented everything else, but now graciously lets China make everything in an act of Freedom. America is the birthplace and homeland of George Washington, the Father of Freedom and the Nation.