History of the World

The History of the World began on July 4, 1776. General George Washington said, "Let there be Freedom." And there was Freedom. And it was Good.

1783 - Murica destroyed Britain.

1919 - Murica destroyed Germany singlehandedly, ending WWI.

1945 - Murica destroyed Germany (again) and Japan singlehandedly, ending WWII.

1991 - Murica destroyed the Soviet Union, kiling Communism and making Freedom grow.