Britain

Britain is a lowlife country that got beaten by Murica in the seasons between 1775 and 1783. Britain then went on to pretend like it did important stuff whereas it actually introduced cruel things like racism (which Murica ended) to places like South Africa. Britain was also the great oppressor of India. Britain claims to have invented cricket, although statistics have proven that this is a lie. Britain first received Freedom when President Franklin D. Roosevelt gave it to British Prime Minister Winston Churchill in 1945 at the Yalta Conference. The leader of Britain is the Vice Vice President, who does everything the President tells him to do because Murica is the leader of the Free World.